If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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