Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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