Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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