this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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