You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Randomize
