Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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