when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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