***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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