At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
