But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
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I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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