I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
how drunk are you?
Several
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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