I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
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I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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