Michael Bay diarrhea
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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