Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
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Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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