The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
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at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
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Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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