I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
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