What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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