So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
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If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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