just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
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We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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