if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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