It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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