I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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