did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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