wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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