Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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