If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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