When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
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Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?