She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
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Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I'm determined to sit on that face.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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