Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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