I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
It's not a walk of shame if you run
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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