Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
