Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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