is your mom at the bar?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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