We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Randomize
