If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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