Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
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he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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