finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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