Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
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how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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