? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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