Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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