if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i will never coherently bang her
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Randomize
