Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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