was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
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I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
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She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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