Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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