So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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