Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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