marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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