I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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