He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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