It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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