I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
