You're so nebulous sometimes
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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