Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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