We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
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Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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