return my video game
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
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We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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