I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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